(ooc: if you get the joke, then you have avoided the cake or death question by requesting the chicken. :D have a nice day!)
As the Captain of the Princess Guard, I stand to test the strength of all who seek the Princess and the Lordvessel.
You're not here seeking to succeed Gwyn? Very well. I shall answer your questions as best I can.
(ooc: first askblog. be gentle. :c plz.
Box is closed for now to prevent backlog from getting out of hand. All questions are answered in order received unless later questions can be bundled with earlier ones.
Characters and setting are property of NBGI and FromSoftware. Except myself in ooc. I'm definitely mine.)